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Todays session (7/26/19)

Hi, this is the first ever trash thing of this! This will probably only last like 4 updates lol because im too lazy to do anything on thsi it take up time lol!!!!!!!!!! well today i want to talk about how the dora movie is stupid. seriously, do they have to make a movie on something a lot of people really dislike, like dora? why not make it on something like fnaf, which people actually like [statistics based from here, link now defunct] (yes they may be wrong but who cares just pretend they're not.) if it's good though, i can sort of maybe see why people would watch it? but it's still dora. that bish that asks you questions like "how do you spell the" through text. ok well enough for today, i've got more updating of the website to do!

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today's session (8/09/19)

i skipped school today and it was epic, the one downside of that is that i missed out on education. at least i got to sleep in for like 9 hours, which feels pretty good. yes, i am 9. thank you for asking.

RANT PART

ok so you know how like you get to choose your own skin in games through like gambling or something, right? well why can't i just choose the EXACT SKIN THAT I WANT???? this is where tf2 comes in, giving players the opportunity to purchase skins they'd like through the community market. not only is this like 15 times/percent better, but it also gives other players the ability to make some money. i dont know if this is the same for other games on steam (like cs:go) and im not bothered to look. so we'll just stick with this. 👏"RANT" OVER👏

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today's session (8/09/19)

heck yeah im being daily! this'll probably change but who cares. i slept a lot today, so thats fun. i have no friends to do anything with. a small update lol

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today's session (11/30/21)

GOD DAMN!!!!!!! it's been 2 frickin years since i last updated this page! "heck yeah im being daily!" my butt! goodness gracious. well, since i've last updated this page, there has been a global pandemic, new president of the united states (this is as political as i am going to get on here), and a lot of change on my youtube channel. damn i was right when i said i'm too lazy to do anyhthing on this website, i've barely started updating it like a month ago again and tbh it's really fun. well anyways no one checks this website so we should be good. i'm planning on making an aboslutely horrendous mixtape and dropping it sometime in january of next year. in the meantime, take care! hope you do well in these times. :)

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today's session (12/1/21)

lmao today i snuck into my friend's history class and the teacher did not notice me until 2 minutes to the end of the period. it was actually incredible, i do not know how he did not notice me because he walked around and looked at me several times and somehow did not realize that i was not in his class. my friend and i messed around though so it was fun. great times ngl. i'm going to forever remember this day lmfao.

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today's session (12/7/21)

a neo nazi goes to our school

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today's session (12/9/21)

call me if you get lost reminds me of my ex and it makes me depressed because she reminds me how much i suck. at least i'm improving.

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today's session (12/13/21)

hello everyone, dourt here. yesterday i tried biking to the beach but it got too cold and my hands like froze over. it was very painful and luckily i didnt make it too far so someone could come pick me up. aside from that, ibought a trans mug thing and it looks cool on my desk, gonna include it in a rap song later. very uneventful weekend i just had. well i hope you have a splendid day (unless you're mark or dexterFRICK YOU GUYS!!!!!!)

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today's session (1/12/22)

happy new years. i am doing HORRIBLE rn. 09:29. am for those that use 12 hour time (inferior). i am remembering💡 and regret is all i feel. i saw a picture of her. i am. i am not going to make it. lord KNOWS im not doin crap. i live in spain but the i is silent. SPAN WINGSPAN I GO VROOM!!!! i have determined that i am the problem. i am the issue. there is one way of.. man what the hell am i sayin. this is depressin. idk what else to say, i am just really sad and i do not plan on succeeding in life. take care, good night.

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today's session (1/18/22)

hello everyone, i am doing rather splendid actually. my weekend was largely uneventful, nothing much of interest happened. i have new classes which is cool, i guess. learned some piano, did some editing, uploaded a bit, had 2 successful videos, just an average week. george (my dog) was bein wacky as usual, ravioli (my sisters dog) barked at squirrels, listene to music. not much of interest. well, i have som ecool videos planned for the future so take care everyone, love you. i got NO bishes so i am simply telling that i lvoe you to a void. bye bye!

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HOLY SHIT SESSION (7/19/23)

TYPING THIS FROM MY RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL'S COMPUTER. HOLY SHIT. EVERYTHING IS UNBLOCKED. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. IM FUCKING SHITTING MYSELF. I MISS EVERYONE, I SHOULD BE OUT IN AUGUST. OH MY GOD. lemme tell you.. this place is so shitty. therapeutic boarding school my BOOTY! fuck hipaa. there's this annoying piece of shit, we'll call him zap. fuck him. going into more detail later, i don't want to compromise this. it's a feat of technology. thank you timothy. lord i have some BANGER vides comin up, trust. new channel, the pastry?? maybe????????/ dont wanna give too much away. i end this blog here. fuck this place. we up ong. PEACE!

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